Wednesday, June 24, 2009

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it all started with this little half rotten durian.
jitchern told us NIE got durian trees, we dun believe... haha so i pestered him to show me, n he brought me to see see! ta-da! i picked my first, but inedible durian back hall to show baobei! amazingly, i din see the Maggots in the hole... haha i still forced baobei to open it see the other side can eat anot.. unsurprisingly.. CANNOT. and he scratched his fat palm while openin it... hehe dumb dumb!
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then we decided to just buy one cuz we very gian... but we din wanna just eat them, we wan open the durian ourselves.... so.... we smuggled one onto 199 bus... hehee! uncle smelt something wrong n keep turnin to look at us! haha since there were only US n one other person (which alighted soon after), it was quite obvious who caused the strong smell in the bus... plus we were giggling away n lookin super suspicious -______-
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undeterred by the rotten durian... i went up the slope with baobei one fine evening when it was still bright... and within 15 minutes, i heard PLARK, followed by rustling of leaves, then a super loud POMP, and we turned around to see the durian fall to the ground, roll n roll until near the nie pond! i gave chase immediately, with baobei cheering me on! hahaha so EXCITING can?! it was huge, n rolled very close to the edge of the slope which leads to the pond, but luckily it stopped there! imagine my happiness when i picked up my first durian of my life! *couldnt stop smiling!*

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after which, in my utmost eagerness to open the durian... i took up my fruits knife (while baobei told me he go level 6 pantry to look for tools to open durian), foolishness overcame me n i treated the fruits knife like a durian knife, n chopped down on the durian, the way u chop it using a durian knife (EXCEPT that it WASNT a durian knife in the first place...)
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end up... i was too embarrassed to tell baobei what happened when he appeared n saw me holdin my fat thumb which was bleeding non-stop. muahaha.. this must be one of the most retarded things ive done in my life...
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nonetheless! i was still super enthu over durians, n that very SAME night, i pestered baobei to go with me to pick durians again!
ta-da! a baby one! hehe... cuz it was alrdy dark, n we got no torchlight, so it was kinda hard to use handphone light to find the durian after hearing the POMP... but I DID IT! haha n was covered in sweat after finding it... climb up n down in the dark hor!
because huiping's dad passed me three durians, on top of the fat one we picked that afternoon, we decided not to eat this small one... so i brought it home! over the mrt! hahaha~ im GOOD. i wrapped it in three plastic bags!
mummy is a durian expert! she got it opened in less than a min! chop, chop, open le... amazed... anyways this small one tasted extremely nice! but..... that very same night (after going cycling n intense arcade w shinwei/maggot) i felt sick/fell sick... fever. grrrr...
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i still wan pick! haha right after i recovered, the following day i picked this! just walked arnd there after my FYP finish... den i saw this lying on the floor!
funny shape one! haha... cant even detect the pigu which is supp to open up the lines after u poke a knife in. -__-"""
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end up...
we dig our way thru!
and through the small holes we dug, we used our fingers to dig the flesh out! haha it was altogether a very very messy affair.
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Pick Of The Season!
this humongous durian was picked on 22nd June (Mon), yellow in colour n prob more than 1kg in weight! i couldn sleep that night, so, near midnight, i went for a walk there alone w my torchlight (i koped frm my FYP lab!)... walk walk walk, then reachin end of the stretch, a very loud n characteristic PLARK, rustling of leaves, and POMP! hahaha super lucky lah! not even 5 min den got one drop le! in my eagerness, i nearly sprained my ankle running after it in the dark. haha i tried to linger around in hope of another one droppin, but at midnight everything seemed somewhat scarier and eerier... so i left after ten min or so...
xiang xiang! n WOW! look at all the meat! haha over 20 seeds inside, but wasnt as nice or as fleshy compared to the small little one i brought home, or the one we bought at boonlay mrt... hmmm...
haha this big one was opened today, together with the small one i picked today... i brought picnic mat up! i sat there for approx 2 hrs but only picked this. cuz got one annoying uncle sat under two of the trees... den during these two hrs his side drop 2 small ones! if he weren't arnd i would have gone back with THREE small durians instead of only one!!! ANGRYYYY!!!!
baobao was nice enough to dabao for me n eat with me at the durian area! haha both of us served as food for the mosquitoes/red ants there... i had NINE bites in total on my two thighs =X but it was quite worth it! hehe~
small little one! so cute~ haha but the meat was very hard n inedible... lol~
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haha end of durian story for now! prob will go pick more over the nxt few days but...the durians getting less le. season almost over le...sianz. plus after the super big one, both of us got sore throat. haha! pls pls dun let me fall sick again!!!
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something funny~
baobei is off to reservist this wk n next, but i go out to meet him for dinner ydae, n today he gets to book out to stay in hall~ haha last wk i drew some funny faces on his tummy! dun be amazed at how his belly button can portray such vivid expressions!!!
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"i feel sleepy"
."i'm happy and contented!"
."huh?! why u lidet....."
."dun disturb me, i playing DOTA"
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LOLS.
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Sushi Making Session TWO!mummy said our skills improved! ahha thanks to the wonderful mayonaise! everything add mayo will taste nice! hehehee~
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just a random pict of baobei which is currently my wallpaper on my phone!
haha he trying to act like the Blob in Monsters Vs Aliens... those who watched it... u know that part! "i got my jell-O~" hahaha....
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muacks to baobei! i love doing stpd things with ya!
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^the Queen^
its been long since i posted!!! haha~